As a final post from the clan on this now defunct thread we felt we should tell our fellow DooFers what happened to our indomitable heroes Fred and RegRabbit Burner wrote: ↑Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:45 am'C'mon Reg wots the old up?'
'Well the Ram keeps bringing back the bloody stick! I mean who knew it could fly'
'It had flaming wings! though they might given you a clue. So ow did you get rid of it?'
'I told it there was a cat sneaking round the back door.'
'nice! .... so now wots the old up'
'Its this high and mighty.... Saltor?, Maltar? Shmeltor? or sumit, cant understand half of wot he is sayin'
'Just ask for directions to the nearest tavern I need to go'
'Go? go where Fred?'
'Go go! you know, if we don't find a tavern soon its gonna be raining down below!'
Tune in next week to see if our heroes can communicate with this mighty Sorcerer, will the Ram bring Reg a new cat. Will Fred be able to prevent the golden deluge that is threatening the peaceful inhabitants of Valoria.
'Hey Fred his name is Zaltar!'
'Zaltar what kind of poncy wizardy name is that?'
'what!? .... don't let him hear you or we might end up as sheep again'
'Bugger that, the smell of mint sauce still makes me shudder'
'Anyway he says there is a garderobe round the back of the keep'
'No its ok'
'What do you mean its ok?'
'No Reg its ok'
'Why has that cloud got a golden streak?'
'oh has it? no idea how that happened, no... none at all'
'Bloody hell Fred lets get out of here before it rains'