Cleanse the Heretics!

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Re: Cleanse the Heretics!

Post by Spiropolous the Minotaur » Tue Feb 26, 2019 10:42 pm

Great stuff1 thanks for posting!

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Re: Cleanse the Heretics!

Post by Rabbit Burner » Tue Feb 26, 2019 9:29 am

GODofwar wrote:
Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:52 am
Bun Rab, you and your kids obviously have fun.

How old are they?

The great bonus here is that if they like stories, they'll be coming home to play when they are in their twenties.

....

So keep it up. We really built relationships around the gaming table as well as trips.

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Ran this with our son 17, ran effectively the same adventure with our 12 year old daughter with surprising results. Might post that one soon.

It can still be an effort to get them to play with any structure, so formal RPG rules (DnD or pathfinder) is still a little way off. But they both adapt to the stories well, bringing in some funny well thought out ideas, with a little prodding.

We find it a good way of getting them to think for themselves with consequences, both are on the Autistic Spectrum (Son has Asperger's and our daughter ADHD) so giving them problem solving situations where they are not in control is good for them.

Our son is studying Media more specifically Creative writing, so have tasked him to come up with the further adventures of Squad Fodder :)
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Re: Cleanse the Heretics!

Post by GODofwar » Thu Feb 21, 2019 1:52 am

Bun Rab, you and your kids obviously have fun.

How old are they?

The great bonus here is that if they like stories, they'll be coming home to play when they are in their twenties.

Eldest Offspring (the one graduating this year as a mechanical engineer) is coming home Friday to run his FaeFire game Saturday.

Youngest Offspring, first year civil engineer who got Dean's List engineer grades his first semester, is coming home Sunday to run his Four Horsemen game.

I play in both.

So keep it up. We really built relationships around the gaming table as well as trips.

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Re: Cleanse the Heretics!

Post by zenako » Mon Feb 18, 2019 4:49 pm

Yes yes yes, how can we sign up to become a citizen and a space marine!!!

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Re: Cleanse the Heretics!

Post by Vegomatic » Mon Feb 18, 2019 3:27 pm

Rabbit Burner wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:51 am

WELCOME TO THE IMPERIUM
Do you want to know more?
Thank you! This made me laugh out loud. Literally.

Loved the whole thing. Thanks so much for sharing!

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Re: Cleanse the Heretics!

Post by GardenDM » Mon Feb 18, 2019 1:49 pm

Rabbit Burner wrote:
Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:51 am
WELCOME TO THE IMPERIUM
Do you want to know more?
More you say? As long as it's this entertaining, yes please.

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Re: Cleanse the Heretics!

Post by Rabbit Burner » Mon Feb 18, 2019 8:51 am

Ok so time for part 2 or the conclusion.

Sarge 'Stay on point Soldier! ignore the dorky pointless xenos statues they are not going to come alive and attack us! focus on finding those Traitorus Death Guard scum'

Over at the Lava river ......

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'Emperors Black Library quiz time! what is this?'
'A door?'
'An entrance to a great hall'
'A transdimensional gateway to Old Man Willows Tree house of horrors!?'
'????'
'By Emperors size 32 clown shoes! do they teach you nothing at the academy for wayward Gene spliced, transhuman Angels of Death? Its clearly an opportunity for the application of another Universal Key'
'Oh! ok Sarge I got one'
'That's a good soldier, Fire in the HOLE!'

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'Go go go spread pattern Momo, c'mon soldier move! whats the problem?'
'er Sarge ....'
'Foolishhhhh Emperors lackys, welcome to Papa Nurgle's fiendish trapppp'
'Aw crap!'

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'What!!??

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'What!!?? ...... uuurgghhhh'
'Sarge! Private Dave is down!'

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'FOOLISH MORTALS!'
'Whashhh .......uuurrrgghhhhh'
'The temple is coming alive'
'We are being attacked by the pointless dorky statues and a cow!'
'Bolters have no effect Sarge'

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'Sarge! Sarge! what should we do? we are surrounded'
'Just....let...me...climb....up.....'
'Why didn't you use the stairs Sarge'
'Shaddap..'
'I mean there are two sets of stairs Sarge'
'....Shaddap!'

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'Right no one do anything'
'still don't know why you just didn't use the stairs'
'RIGHT! the next one who breathes the word 'stairs' is getting a Universal Key enema capeesh?'
'By the Emperors shiney helmet they rinced those Death Guard like a power sword through re-choc spread'
'QUIET MORTALS UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE!'
.......
'OKAYYY... YOU MUST LEAVE THIS SACRED TEMPLE AND NEVER COME BACK OR YOU WILL BE CLEANSED'
'Fair point well made, where is the nearest exit?
'sarge?'
'SENSIBLE MORTAL FOLLOW THE POINTLESS DORKY WALKING STATUES'
'Beavis, Butthead pickup Dave and lets get outta here'

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'I cant believe you capitulated just like that sarge and too a talking cow'
'It was clear we would die if we resisted'
But we are bred to die in the Emperors service'
'And you will son, just not here'
'But we still need to cleanse this nest of filthy Xenos'
'Don't worry we will and you wont have to get those shiney shoulder pads dirty'
'But how Sarge, these Xenos are Bolter proof '
'We will nuke them from orbit, its the only way to be sure'

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And so concludes the first mission of Squad Fodder those brave air wasting sons of the Imperium. Some would consider it a success, one Space Marine casualty an elimination of a Death Guard incursion and a hostile fiendish Xenos Temple eradicated.

The population living around the Sea of Autofocus might not have the same outlook.

WELCOME TO THE IMPERIUM
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Re: Cleanse the Heretics!

Post by William » Fri Jan 25, 2019 3:27 am

This is fun, :lol: ... More Please, Sir Wabbit. ;)
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Re: Cleanse the Heretics!

Post by Vegomatic » Thu Jan 24, 2019 11:32 pm

Well done!
The story is very entertaining!
Looking forward to the next part.

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Re: Cleanse the Heretics!

Post by realarete » Thu Jan 24, 2019 7:09 am

Great pictures Rabbit ... those docks and piers gave me some ideas! Looking forward to more.

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