Greetings from the Forge! (now with 50% more greetings)

[GardenDM]

Also...I can't be the only one seeing this, right?

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(annotated for your convenience)

[GardenDM]

The Chancellor can neither confirm nor deny whether splitting rabbit clans or 35-member tax-laws were instituted at the behest of the Mint. Neither can the Chancellor confirm or deny any involvement by Zaltar, Sysuul, or any Sewer Wardens.

I will report that several sole have been "fished" thanks to blabbing information given in confidence by the Lagomorphs. You have been warned against any fishy behaviors. You will not be warned again.

Hey! I'm not fish-like at all. Although, they are delicious. I mean fish of course. I have no public opinion about the edibility of lagomorphs.

[DWChancellor]

The Chancellor can neither confirm nor deny whether splitting rabbit clans or 35-member tax-laws were instituted at the behest of the Mint. Neither can the Chancellor confirm or deny any involvement by Zaltar, Sysuul, or any Sewer Wardens.

I will report that several sole have been "fished" thanks to blabbing information given in confidence by the Lagomorphs. You have been warned against any fishy behaviors. You will not be warned again.

[Rabbit Burner]

Oh where to start...….

You are lucky if you are 51st. I suspect the bunnies keep their true numbers secret.

They probably share one set though right? Or is each bunny pledging individually? How are they financing this? Sounds like some sort of Bunny Mafia to me.

There is no need for anyone to to start digging into Bunny finances, there is nothing to look into, nothing suspect about the the Karat to Carrot exchange rate.

There is no such thing as Carrot laudering, no such thing as the Lago Nostra and if you dont believe us we will send the boys around, no one wants a visit from Knuckles and Clamps, comprende?!

Wait, wait, wait, if bunnies go first, does that mean I'm 51st in line, at best? Not a good outcome...

Its as good as its going to get, unless you want to go further back? we are sure the Big Paw clan would like to get in on the "Erin will paint your forest for carrots" offer, still think the deal is unfair, well pray we don't change it any further!

You are lucky if you are 51st. I suspect the bunnies keep their true numbers secret.

With how fast the reproduce and want new sets of DF, you'll never move up the queue.

Bwahahahaha, how true! The number goes up every time they post.

There is no need for a head count, numbers fluctuate but not always up. Just between you and us we have to keep the numbers below 35 for tax reasons.

This spring was so good however we had a blundering where numbers are so great that the warren can no longer support so many bunnies so we split the Clan in half, with one half creating a new warren and so a new tribe is born of the Flaming bunny clan.

We perhaps should point out that it is only 1 pledge for the Flaming bunny clan, but each bunny in the warren will be given a few pieces so that we all feel ownership of these majestic sculpts so 36th will be far quicker than it looks at face value.

You should be feeling very priviledged to have this insight into Mythrassian Lagomorph behaviour.
If you tell a sole I guarantee Clamps will be slightly agitated.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

[William]

Does the "Starter" "Set" work on this, once they all get fulfilled?

[GardenDM]

You are lucky if you are 51st. I suspect the bunnies keep their true numbers secret.

With how fast the reproduce and want new sets of DF, you'll never move up the queue.

Bwahahahaha, how true! The number goes up every time they post.

[AnimeSensei]

You are lucky if you are 51st. I suspect the bunnies keep their true numbers secret.

With how fast the reproduce and want new sets of DF, you'll never move up the queue.

[Oldent]

Mentioning joshing.
Anyone heard from Josh lately, it's been quite a while?

I messaged him on facebook

[Valorian_Seneschal]

No sure if any of you are on facebook, but we are doing another social stretch goal this year. All you need to do to help is share the post pinned to the top of our facebook page.

[Valorian_Seneschal]

You are lucky if you are 51st. I suspect the bunnies keep their true numbers secret.

They probably share one set though right? Or is each bunny pledging individually? How are they financing this? Sounds like some sort of Bunny Mafia to me.